Thursday, November 21, 2013

Tornado Drill

Ladies. You're doing it wrong.


Enjoy Social Media?
um no you just like that boys

Enjoy Comics?

pay attention to you when you think that they think

Enjoy Math?

that you actually get that stuff. They know you're faking and they just PRETEND to 

Enjoy Sports?

respect you and let you think you know what's going on because you are

Enjoy Politics?

 so desperate for their time and attention and they are 

Want Success in your Career?

victims of you. REAL Women do it this way and that way and how I do it!
Have Opinions?

So go BACK TO YOUR CORNER. Sit very still and very small and wait for someone to come get you. 

Enjoy sex?

THINK OF LIFE AS A TORNADO DRILL. Curl up in a ball cover your head and someone will tell you when it's safe. 

the message is given to us over and over again. be small. Be safe. Be quiet. Don't enjoy anything (certainly not YOURSELF) too much. 
I reject your tornado drill. I will be my own damn siren.


Friday, November 15, 2013

Comics! From Me!

HEY INTERNETS!

GUESS WHAT!

You can buy Comics with Stories written by YOURS TRULY!


You can find my story FACELESS in DARK 2.
(which is the first comic script I ever really wrote!)
Art by Matthew Spicer



You can find my story LUST in SEVEN DEADLY SINS 
Art by Sean VonGorman 

All the love in the world goes out to Andrew at The Gathering for taking a chance on me way back when. It's been a long time coming but so WORTH IT! :D




Wednesday, October 23, 2013

SEXY OBJECTS & the people inside them

SEXY

I won't pretend that I don't attempt it from time to time.

I won't pretend that some people don't "like" me just because I am unafraid of the SEXY.

I won't pretend that some people don't judge me harshly because of said SEXY.

Which is weird because, I mean... I just this nerdy girl, right?

But I'm not. I'm not JUST anything.

I'm not JUST a nerd, or JUST sexy, or JUST a fitness nut and a dog lover and a person addicted to tea and books and travel.

And that is the difference between finding someone SEXY and OBJECTIFYING them. I mean when you look at a "sexy" picture you may not know that the subject of the picture has 2 cute fluffy dogs at home and he or she likes to run outdoors 10 months of the year.... but do you look at the person and see a PERSON? Not a sex toy. Not a Dildo with fresh batt'ries or a pocket pussy that Jeeves warmed up in the dishwasher* for you. 

Recently someone that has always been a BIG FAN of my WORK as a fetish model got mad at me and blasted me for calling someone else out for a series of sexist remarks. 

I see this as YOU ARE GREAT WHEN I IMAGINE YOU ARE SUBJUGATING YOURSELF, BUT I CANNOT ACCEPT THAT YOU HAVE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS TOO! HOW DARE YE! 


Well, I dare. I dare like a motherfucker.

Because I am not a dildo or a Fleshlight. I'm a person. And persons are complicated.

Also: If everyone else has gone the polite route, I will yell at you. Because for some people anger is the only language they know. Talk smack, get smacked. Other ladies were raised right. They try to explain. I was raised by wolves so I explained it in a way that it could be heard by other animals**.

But on to the criticism of Modern Feminism- That we are crippling men & boys by making them mealymouthed neutered  pansies afraid of their own shadow. 

MOSTLY I wanna smack people who say this. I wanna hit them in their giant melons and say OH YEAH? CUZ 1 outta 4 women in America won't have to fight with a Rapist and MAYBE win? Cuz we make as much money and we are equally represented in positions of power? 

UM NO.

But then I know a few guys and they are TRUE SWEETHEARTS and sometimes they aren't sure what to do or how to say it and they get really conflicted on where the "lines are". 

So.. INTERNET HELP ME. I'd like to have a chat. A big group chat in which we talk about 

Sex and Feminism and How to be a Stand Up Guy without being a Turgid Dick 

but I dunno how that works. Do they still have chatrooms? Is this a thing? Can I take one over for a day?

If you know how to make this work I will invite people and talk and get it ALLLLL OUT IN THE OPEN AND SOLVE THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS. ALL OF THEM.

or something. 

Tell me what you think in the comments or over on TWITTER!

OKAY SO! I've figured out the CHAT! But I need your EMAIL to INVITE YOU TO THE CHAT! 
you can DM it to me on Twitter or email it to me lgwenn @  Yahoo dot com
We'll be doing it Tuesday the 29th, at 9PM EST

* I don't honestly know if dudes put pocket pussies in the dishwasher, but it seems like a practical (and clean!) way to warm it up and I figure a warm pussy is better, right?

** add animal to the list of things I am