I'm Lela, pop culture nerd with a focus problem. you would think all those years of meditation* would have given me a better attention span, but ...**
I like geek things. Geek people. Horror movies and comic books and horror comic books***... I've always been in love with Fantasy and Science Fiction. Stephen King, Robert Heinlein, Piers Anthony, Isaac Asimov-- these people shaped my world.
It doesn't hurt that uf characters have quite a bit more sex than their S&S counterparts and gawd forbid anybody get laid in an Epic. ****
I also do some modeling. Mostly Fetish and Alt stuff, as I am moderately tattooed and too old for stuck up fashion types*****. ******
So that's me. Geek. Reader. Writer. Knower of useless facts. Twitter addict. Purgie*******. Maker of footnotes. Flirt. Mostly Harmless.
You can find me on Twitter Here. Feel free to @ message me. I really do like to chat. Guys, I'm not really into the whole breathing heavy in my ear and waving your cock at me thing. I know the smut confuses things, but you're way better off just talking to me, kay?
Or Go Like me On Facebook.
* I lived and worked at a Buddhist meditation center for a while in my youthful hippie days.
**This is where I would type "OH shINY", but I'm working on not being cliche.
*** I used to steal my dad's horror comics when I was like 6? and read them. They were sure this was going to screw me up for life. They might be right.
**** There is an adult content warning on this blog for a reason. Smuttiness will happen. Though to be fair, harry Dresden & Jesse James Dawson don't do a whole lotta scrumping. I like them anyway.
***** That's just pure sour grapes, that is.
****** But no, I'm not interested in doing a "photo shoot" in your bathroom. If you are a legit photographer ( I get to judge that) and you want to do a shoot, send me a link to your portfolio and we can talk.
******* We will be your benevolent literary overloads one day. Make with the groveling now. Ya never know when the revolution will come.