Dear Erotica (and other genres that have the sex in them),
I am inspired to write this letter in part by this year's Bad Sex Award winner- though it has been on my mind for a while.
***Read parts of the Bad Sex Award here***
Other than an oblique reference to animalistic behavior- please leave animals out of my sexy time. Otters, baby birds-- these things are not sexy.
This goes DOUBLE for shape-shifter erotica. I get it- He is part man, part beast. I am all for the reckless abandon part of that equation. However, if you even begin to describe doggy tongues doing dirty things.... Hold on...
Yes, just as the notion of bringing small people into the world drys me up like the Sahara-- so too does the notion of woodland creatures sharing in my erotic romp time.
So cut it out!